McCain/Palin: I had to go all the way to Alaska, but I found one! McCain/Palin: Hey, our ticket is historic, too! McCain/Palin: Cut government spending: you can pay women less! McCain/Palin: Plain old crazy... or crazy enough to work? McCain/Palin: If you think this is a surprise, wait until you see what I have for Iran! McCain/Palin: Foreign policy crazy meets foreign policy clueless! McCain/Palin: Vote for a woman, but not women's rights! McCain/Palin: Get to know us while we get to know eachother!

Of course, it all just really boils down to:

McCain/Palin: We don't think Hillary supporters can tell the difference between two people with vaginas!